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[JoeyFckStik]

I'm trying to make a metal band. We are looking for a drummer, bassist, singer(who can do death growls), two guitarists, sampler(if needed), possibly dj, and maybe custom precussionists. You must have your own equipment and be able to write songs. Age doesn't matter neither does gender. We would also need somewhere to practice. Any questions just email me.

[Liquorface]

um, what does "we" do in the band?  He's already looking for more people than a band should have.

[ManiePure]

He's already looking for more people than a band should have.

Parliament/Funkadelic would like to have a word with you...





But, that dude from Craigs does sound like a choad...

[JoeyFckStik]

um, what does "we" do in the band?  He's already looking for more people than a band should have.

I couldn't resist. I emailed the dude and asked him that very question. So far, I have not heard back.

[Eldo]

Maybe "we" is planning on being the band's manager, roadie or groupie.

[Kansas_Matt]

I'm trying to make a metal band. We are looking for a drummer, bassist, singer(who can do death growls), two guitarists, sampler(if needed), possibly dj, and maybe custom precussionists. You must have your own equipment and be able to write songs. Age doesn't matter neither does gender. We would also need somewhere to practice. Any questions just email me.

hey joey, did you ask him if you get to where cool masks?

[Lindsor the Destructo]

I'm trying to make a metal band. We are looking for a drummer, bassist, singer(who can do death growls), two guitarists, sampler(if needed), possibly dj, and maybe custom precussionists. You must have your own equipment and be able to write songs. Age doesn't matter neither does gender. We would also need somewhere to practice. Any questions just email me.

hey joey, did you ask him if you get to where cool masks?

It sure does tske an awful lot of people to make up a horrible band.

[Billy]

We have our share of freaks in Tidewater too.

File this under WTF, you're shitting me right?!

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/muc/1844235670.html

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/muc/1851601328.html

[Eldo]

We have some winners  in Tidewater too.

File this under WTF, you're shitting me right?!

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/muc/1844235670.html

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/muc/1851601328.html

I was totally uninterested until I reached this line: "Also, I would still like to keep the idea of the whole band wearing Hawaiian print shirts." I'll join!!!! 

[Lindsor the Destructo]

Those two ads could not possibly be real. No one is that oblivious.

[pamlicojack]

We have our share of freaks in Tidewater too.

File this under WTF, you're shitting me right?!

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/muc/1844235670.html

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/muc/1851601328.html

Ummmm, I don't know if I should relate this but what the hell...

RevMike and I were looking into doing a Pat Boone style metal band while wearing sweaters and white buck shoes.  I think we created the entire concept in 1988 while waiting in line at The Attic in Greenville to see Nantucket only to find out they had engine trouble and couldn't get to town and they had to substitute some crappy cover band called TearZ featuring metal versions of Boston and Huey Lewis numbers all the while a midget kept trying to sell us TearZ cassettes and t-shirts.

I think that band turned us off of the idea permanently once we realized the horror of what could have been...

[Kansas_Matt]

 all the while a midget kept trying to sell us TearZ cassettes and t-shirts.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!

[Billy]

We have our share of freaks in Tidewater too.

File this under WTF, you're shitting me right?!

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/muc/1844235670.html

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/muc/1851601328.html

Ummmm, I don't know if I should relate this but what the hell...

RevMike and I were looking into doing a Pat Boone style metal band while wearing sweaters and white buck shoes.  I think we created the entire concept in 1988 while waiting in line at The Attic in Greenville to see Nantucket only to find out they had engine trouble and couldn't get to town and they had to substitute some crappy cover band called TearZ featuring metal versions of Boston and Huey Lewis numbers all the while a midget kept trying to sell us TearZ cassettes and t-shirts.

I think that band turned us off of the idea permanently once we realized the horror of what could have been...

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Before The Bottlle Babies, Eric toyed with the idea of having the whole band wear Bill Cosby type sweaters.

The name of the band was gonna be "Ku Klux Kosby", but the idea was nixed for fear that people thought it might be or incite "racist" / "racism".

Racist? Nah.

Funny as hell? Yep.

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[Liquorface]

I'm trying to make a metal band. We are looking for a drummer, bassist, singer(who can do death growls), two guitarists, sampler(if needed), possibly dj, and maybe custom precussionists. You must have your own equipment and be able to write songs. Age doesn't matter neither does gender. We would also need somewhere to practice. Any questions just email me.

hey joey, did you ask him if you get to where cool masks?

I was roommates with two of those guys and was in a band with one of them. I will now hang my head in shame.

[Lindsor the Destructo]

I'm trying to make a metal band. We are looking for a drummer, bassist, singer(who can do death growls), two guitarists, sampler(if needed), possibly dj, and maybe custom precussionists. You must have your own equipment and be able to write songs. Age doesn't matter neither does gender. We would also need somewhere to practice. Any questions just email me.

hey joey, did you ask him if you get to where cool masks?

I was roommates with two of those guys and was in a band with one of them. I will now hang my head in shame.

And I swore I'd never tell!